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Entirely pointless, I'm sure. Posting on a derelict journal for one. [20 Jul 2011|06:27pm]
Beep, I say! Same as it ever meant.
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Ma fille a perdu peu [18 Jan 2011|10:50am]
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121 weeks [13 Feb 2008|03:23am]
[ mood | awake ]

Wow, it's been awhile since I worthlessly recorded my thoughts. I have, in the time elapsed, gotten two degrees, one great job, and a nice lil' beer gut (which is finally going away) thanks to my "ever-so-slightly-alcoholic-as-shit" phase. Not that I regret that phase, it was full of new friends (such as Aidan, Tilt-A-Whirl operator extraordinaire) and hilarity (me, drunk as hell and butt naked, peeing all over the kitty condo/Cera getting me to take a giant gulp out of a bottle that was at least half my urine and filled out with red gatorade), but jeez. I also gained a totally "Eastern Bloc Terrorist" scar up the length of my right arm courtesy of Ms. Bearencroft, and some rather long, unmanageable hair. It's always fun when your hair's longer than your mom's, right?

Anyway, I'm rather comfy at the moment, and my branches are blooming beautifully, if I do type so myself. The "secret band" is coming along slowly but surely, and while we haven't worked on much of our own material, we've done some killer covers, if you'll pardon my humble ass for saying so. The script is an even slower affair due to my perfectionism, but I'm working on it at my own pace, and I know when it's done that it'll at least be worth a read. Everyone I've explained the premise to has loved it, which surprised me, as it's a rather strange perspective on a pretty constant theme in everyday life. Alas, since they have become so enamored with the thing, I'm kinda-sorta obligated to work on it.  As conflicted as I am to admit it, I really like the premise, too. I just don't think I'll ever do it justice, and at it's core, it's a love story, which is rather foreign territory for me.

My cluster headaches have done nothing but worsen, but hopefully the latest endeavor towards finding the end of this phenomena will prove to be permanent. For those of you who don't know what cluster headaches are, they are, most basically, the evolution of the migraine. A very small percentage of the population is affected by these things, and ninety-five percent of them have these headaches for about three weeks to a month and a half straight, and then no headaches at all until next year, when the cluster headaches return. I'm in the other 5 percent- I get four or so of these things a day, and depending on the gender of the neurologist you speak to, they'll compare cluster headaches to either natural childbirth or amputation without anesthetic.

Anyhow, I'm going on and on, and I have a few points to make, I 'spose. My roommate and incredibly good friend sara/cera has had an awful week and been in a terrible mood, because of a man that most call Fike. Not that he isn't a cool cat, but Sa/Cera can do sooo much better that it actually pains ME, a sociopathic prick, to see her as she's been lately. I wouldn't dare say this to her/you face to face, because it would a)require walking about 20-25 feet, and b)not being an absolute jackass, so here we go. You need to cheer up, toots. You honestly have nothing to be sad about at this point, and everyone around you enjoys hanging out a whole lot more when Ms. Gloomypants isn't around. Seriously, dude, I know you're down about damn near everything right now, but you REALLY don't need to be. Onward and upwards, darlin- first star to the right and such. also, while I'm on the subject, did you get the pics of you me and David singing in the cowboy hats on your B-Day, or do I need to ask Kacey about 'em? Don't reply to this, I won't read it, just walk the 20 feet. ;p

On another note, operation sidekick is going swimmingly, as Male Model Justin has a few gigs lined up in H-wood, and has requested that I travel with him. While this would probably be a good idea no matter what, given the timing, I'll have to decide between this and filming "Culture Shock" this summer. I would really like to go to Japan with Dave and see the Sakura festival/film our travelogue (trip to Japan with no prep [no hotel, no job, no map, no idea of how to speak the language, stay for a month, see what happens]). The backup Youtube series is at the moment a glimmer in the eye, so to speak, but it, too, has an interesting theme behind it, and who knows? SOME people might like it, so look for the first episode in the next three months.

Anyway, there's no point to this, but goddammit, I, for some reason, felt like typing this shit up.
 I hope all of you are having a fantastic time with this little game we call Life. Good evening.                          

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With nothing left to call my own and a birthday over my head [18 Oct 2005|12:16am]
I find myself somehow happy. Don't ask why, the realization that I haven't looked forward to my birthday all year and still don't, even though it's... yep, today, has been keeping me down for most of Monday. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow, but I can't quit feeling like it's just another day. I guess this is what bein' old feels like. Oh well, knowing Virginia, I'll spend a lot of tomorrow with my parents, then hang out with Ron and Jordan and my whole little adopted family over in that bug infested trailer. Also, I should be closing on my brand new house shortly, but that isn't really making me feel better. All in all, today sucks, and with no prospects, it looks like the rest of the year will, too.

But on a lighter note, I bought a new Bic. Oh, puns, how I love thee.

I want to type more, but there's nothing important to say, so that terrible lighter joke is the cutoff for meaningful internet. Reading beyond this point guarantees pointless rambling.

Still here? Ok, well, now that I've got your attention, I'm going to have a bowl . . . of cereal, I PROMISE *wink* . . . and go to bed. Because I'm quite bitter hearted as of late, and my ranting might get unnecessarily mean, which means I should prolly just reply to some people on my friendslist. Which means I'ma go blow up Leah's LJ. HOLLA
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Math final... FINALly! PUNS! [27 Jun 2005|12:20pm]
Yeah, I took my math final awhile ago, just waiting for grades to be posted. It was easy and short. Like Isaac. Who, by the way, is a VERY big pussy. Anyway, I'll talk at you guys later.
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My Penis is Humongous [21 Jun 2005|10:58am]
Yeah, so, I'm in math again, and it's sure to be a boring day. Oh well. At least after class I'll get to hang out with Lish for awhile!
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LAURA [08 Jun 2005|11:09am]

Sorry we didn't get to hang out yesterday, I hung out with Alisha at the Ranch for awhile since she had plans last night. What are you doing today?

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[07 Jun 2005|12:44pm]
OK, I'm now a full chapter ahead of the rest of the class, and Dr. Ali told me to just chill out and wait for them to catch up. That'd be great and all, but there's a whole 'nother hour left of class! Seriously, I have to take the class, so I wish they'd just let me go when I finished the day's work. A class from 11 to 11:15 sounds a lot better than a class from 11 to 1:45! I suppose it's my own goddamn fault for not taking statistics, but I'm not even totally sure of what statistics is. That totally makes school feel like playing Ragnarok Online. It's fun enough, it's manageable, at least, but I'l be goddamned if there's anything worth experience between pink bunnies and dragons. That's what I didn't like about RO, you see. The fact that countless hours had to be wasted fighting creatures WAAAY lower levels than you just because some Koreans couldn't program a slightly stronger enemy. Bunny= Algebra and dragon = statistics. Once again, I'm stuck in the middle. It's just a slightly larger fee to unsubscribe from school.
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GUESS WHERE I AM [07 Jun 2005|11:15am]
OK, since we've done 4 problems today, that brings the grand total of math questions we've done this week to a whopping 18.

That's just ridiculous, isn't it? Oh well. To all my loyal readers, thank you, and I'll be back shortly.
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A Query [06 Jun 2005|11:18am]
I was thinking , at the suggestion of dumbcat, that I should use my oft-ignored LJ as a porn udate site., linking to all the wondrous and beautiful porn that I find daily on the internet. If I was to do this, first of all, would you people appreciate it, and secondly, would that break the rules of the almighty LJ ToS? It'd be worksafe, with text links and possibly a brief description. You know what, I'll prolly do it whether or not it breaks the rules. What could happen, I'd lose my journal? WHAAAA I'll leave that to the other LJ'ers. Anyway, reply if you want, I'm just incredibly bored.
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[02 Jun 2005|12:48pm]
Oh, and an addendum.

The Caleb girl, while the spittin' image of our good pal, is WAAY dumb. Sorry for the comparison, Kleeb.
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[02 Jun 2005|12:46pm]
We've spent the last two goddamn hours learning how to draw a number line. I'll update when I get to second grade.

...Funny, I thought I was in college?
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Back in Mos Eisley [02 Jun 2005|11:00am]
Blah, blah, scum, villainy. MATH CLASS.

Grr. Oh well, I'll prolly start updating this more often, as I'll have time to play around in class on the high speed inaternet. Be back soon!
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Anomaly Ahoy! [26 May 2005|12:36pm]

There is a strange girl in the corner that looks exactly like CALEB!


We've got a quiz in a minute, which I, the master mathemagician, shall finish in a time not concievable by mere mortal limitations!

I would update you after the quiz, but let's just assume Alisha and I have 100's, since that is the inevitable truth. B'bye!
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[26 May 2005|12:15pm]
I'm in math class, which we've missed 3 days of, but guess what? I already did all the homework and tests that the rest of the class spent the last three days on. I did it in twenty minutes... maybe I'm in the wrong class?



Holla back, y'all, up in the west hizzy side to tha front dawg!
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For Rei_Luvs_me [03 Mar 2005|06:43pm]
You asked me to upload that pic I snagged of you and Ronnie at Prom, so, here ya go!


...Sorry, image host must have messed up. Hope this works!
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WHAT THE FUCK [10 Feb 2005|01:15pm]
Hi. It's come to my attention that though Shaun Johnson and myself went out of our way to take the gayest pictures humanly possible, not one of you curmudgeonly fucks has bothered to comment on them. Don't pretend you don't know where they are, or that you haven't seen them. I know you have, so what's the problem? Words not yet invented bold enough to describe our galavanting? Can't be arsed to reply? I, myself post in this goddamn thing once every few months, just so the internet remains interesting and so that everyone on the face of the Earth doesn't cancel their ISP subscriptions at once, creating a big explosion and tidal wave of poop. You know that tsunami that killed all those people that everyone's pretending to care about right now? Yeah. That was because I haven't posted in so long. Alright everyone, I know I don't have to, but I'm gonna spell it out... To avoid a sequel to 9-11, directed by Jerry Bruckheimer, you absolutely have to comment on those pictures. They're on dumbcat's LJ. Go there now, and do what you need to do.

Also, it's black history month. In New Mexico, it seems that the locals have taken it as "Make Blacks History" month, and are now preparing genocidal techniques that they are willing to unleash at any moment.
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Thank God for Mike [29 Jul 2004|03:41pm]
I know it's been a long time since I've updated, and as such, I'm about to do something that no Livejournal has ever done before...


Okay, a little backstory is necessary, 'cuz kitties don't just drop out of the sky (Though it would be very cute if they did). My shoe broke this morning, so Lish and I went on an expedition to get some expensive ass sandals (read: Birkenstocks), and on this perilous journey, we received a call from our good buddy Mike. He was calling to let us know that the kittens his cat had 3-4 weeks ago were ready to move out of their parent's house. We raced over to his place, but right before we pulled into the driveway, we were confronted by a chainsaw-wielding maniac.

"Hey guys!" the maniac said. "Just trimming my hedges!" The obligatory "What's up" was exchanged, daps were given, and Lish and I were ushered inside the Lair of Mike. Anyway, he tells us that he's keeping the wispy grey kitty, and this orange sherbet looking one was already promised to someone, so we look at the cats that still need homes. I immediately pick this brown tiger striped one with orange behind it's ears, and Alisha picks the one that acts like it's mom. A total asshole, that is. Anyway, I'm getting long-winded, none of you want to read this anyway, and I have pictures of kittens to show. Also, I can't type anymore because the kittens are sleeping on the bed... where Alisha decided it would be a good idea to let some hamsters loose and scream "Get the mouse!" The kittens woke up for a sec, got pissed at Lish, and went back to sleep.

To cut to the chase, enjoy the pictures of Veronica Vandercat (blue collar) and Yunalesca Steppenwolf (green collar).

On to the picturesCollapse )
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This is sure to be boring, but... [18 Apr 2004|02:18pm]
As you all know, Alisha made a whole new layout for her LJ yesterday. What you may not know is that while she was on the computer all day, I was finally getting around to playing Suikoden III for the PS2. Well, what I mean by "playing" is sitting in front of the tv for 16 hours. It was great, though, and if you like traditional RPGs, I highly reccommend it.

It's Sunday, and you know what THAT means... Yup, it's just like Saturday, 'cept it has good TV shows. Sopranos and Deadwood come on tonight, and I look forward to them all week. You see, when you don't have a job, these simple pleasures are some o' the best parts o' the week. But seriously, I'm dissapointed in the state of TV nowadays. We went without cable for about 6 months, only getting it when the Sopranos (WOOHOO!)
reyturned to HBO.

Cable costs 95 dollars a month, which is an ungodly amount of money. Of course, that's when you factor in the cable modem. It's still way too much, though,when you consider the lack of good programming on right now. All we watch are Chapelle's Show, South Park, Sopranos and Deadwood. 4 shows for a hundred bucks? I like em, but they aren't worth 25 bucks each! Weeknights I find myself watching Nick At Nite more than anything, and it just further reaffirms my belief that TV has endured a steady downfall. Not one big enough so that between seasons EVERYTHING on TV went to hell, oh no. It took about 10 years if I'm right. Anyway, you guys go off and watch The Bernie Mac show. I'll be right here watchin' Bill Cosby.
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Whoops. [14 Apr 2004|10:57pm]
That's what Alisha's grandfather said after letting a gigantic fart rip tonight. No, it wasn't so gigantic that I could hear it from El Paso, Lishy's family is in town. We've been hanging out with them the past two days, and it has further reaffirmed my belief that I want kids, but moreso, I want someone else to take care of 'em. We've played with her cousins Christina and Eric for about an hour both tonight and yesterday, and I've never felt more worn out. It might have also had something to do with the fact that we've had.. I'VE had two papers to write (Techincally, one to write, and one to dictate, but anyway), and a test to study for. But yeah, I blame the kids.

As I said, we had a test today, and it was in the worst class ever, HISTORY OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION... or as I like to call it, "Things pertaining to Greece and Egypt that Professor Eberly likes but no one else has a clue about". Our prof, who talks like Kermit the frog, hands out these sheets of terms and places, saying that if we study them, we'll have no trouble on the tests. Well, I woke up at about 2pm today, and didn't have a clue about Ephocles and Lyceneans, and 2 hours later, when it was time to take the test... well, I still didn't have much of an idea what they were, but it turned out it didn't really matter. This test, which by the way, was ALL ESSAYS, had nothing to do with anything we were told to study, and was mainly about how some Roman soldiers dressed and the elephants of the Persian army. Hmm. I think we're being taught history by a gay man with a beastiality fetish. Anyway, as I've been bitchin' about, I'm tired. G'night, and leave a comment if you're reading this. Look forward to hearing from you, Alisha! ;p
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